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New HTML Tags for Useless Text

Just in time for April Fool's Day, here are some new HTML tags for useless text.

<BLAH></BLAH>

Defines Unnecessary Text

Extended attributes are:

Attribute Example
RHETORIC <BLAH RHETORIC="Political" ALIGN="Liberal">

This could be used for: "So, my fellow Americans, I feel that this is a strong issue about which I was asked that should not go unnoticed by this administration because it impacts all of us where we live as people of this great land that....."
ACCENT <BLAH ACCENT="Southern">

This could be used for: "Yawl jus' don' figur dat I be fin tuh be slaypin muh ferty wanks afore I goes huntin' latah."

<BLAB></BLAB>

Defines Disparaging Text

Extended attributes are:

Attribute Example
RHETORIC <BLAH RHETORIC="Gossip">

This could be "Gossip," "Slander," "Hearsay," "Rumor," etc.

Used for statements like: "Did you hear what Marc said to Luis? OHHH! You've gotta hear this...!"
Posted: Apr 01 2018, 14:15 by Bob | Comments (0)
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